This is a requested parody of "Put Down the Duckie" from Sesame Street.

Luan: Excuse me, Benny dear,

I hate to bug a busy boy,

But I've got a problem here,

And it's starting to annoy:

When I go to that diner there,

They won't let me in.

Benny: Honey, listen up.

I'll teach you how to get in there.

I think I dig your problem:

They say, "No toys in here."

The restaurant, it does appear,

Thinks toys are a sin.

You gotta put down the dummy.

Put down the dummy.

Put down the dummy,

Yeah, that toy is what the staff don't want.

You gotta put down the dummy.

Put down the dummy.

Put down the dummy,

So they'll let you in the restaurant.

You didn't hear a word I said!

Honey, get it through your head!

Stop trying to be coy!

Girl, just lay aside the toy!

I've learned a thing or two,

From the experience of mine.

These places won't allow you,

To just disregard a sign.

To get into that diner,

You're gonna have to do it, dude.

Though they serve delicious food there,

There's a problem we can't hide.

What good's delicious food,

If you are not allowed inside?

Put the toy aside,

If you would like to eat that diner's food.

You gotta put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy,

Yeah, that toy is what the staff don't want.

You gotta put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy,

So they'll let you in the restaurant.

Don't have to sell it off to Flip.

Don't have to send it on a trip.

Don't have to burn it to the floor.

Don't have to shove it out the door.

Don't have to use your sister's laser,

Or try to burn it with a taser.

Don't have to get it out of town.

Darling, put the dummy down!

(break)

You gotta put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy,

Yeah, that toy is what the staff don't want.

You gotta put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy,

So they'll let you in the restaurant.

You gotta put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy,

Yeah, that toy is what the staff don't want.

You gotta put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy. (Amy, Giggles, and Ruby: Put down the dummy!)

Put down the dummy,

So they'll let you in the restaurant.